01/31/2007: "I have kooky ideas..."

listening to: Fine.
feeling: Loveline.

Okay, here's today'd kooky idea...which I am documenting in case it ever comes to market, so I can sue the pants off someone.

They should integrate smoke detectors into ceiling fans. BOOYAH!

I am standing in this new home with this really nice dark wood ceiling and there is this ugly-as-hell beige plastic smoke detector right in the middle between two lights. Ruined the whole damn room. There you go.