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feeling: Eh.

So, I broke the diving board. Yep. It was all me. I did it. I am fat and heavy, and I jump really hard, and I was drunk, and I broke the diving board.

Keith totally killed it by continuing to jump on it after I broke it...but I broke it.

Time to get a new one.