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Home » Archives » August 2005 » The internet has officially gotten 'too easy.' [Previous entry: "Sears Man --- Flew into Home and Ht the Wall Like a TON of Bricks"] [Next entry: "alive and safe"] 08/26/2005: "The internet has officially gotten 'too easy.'" listening to: LoveLine
feeling: Astounded...

So, I was looking up my man Andy Milonakis, because he is going to be on LoveLine on Monday, and they were talking about it. Anyway, that's not the point. The point is, all I saw on the 'net was anti-Milonakis websites, which is so so so lame.

It means one thing. The Internet (with a capital I, bitches) has officially become too easy, so the kids that would ordinarily be out huffing paint with their retard buddies because none of them can get LAYED are sitting in their Mom's basement complaining that they don't get The Andy Milonakis Show.

It's really simple, absurdist, childish, silly shit. There's nothing else to get. Sometimes it's ironic. He sunk Fat Joe's Battleship, bitch! That's funny. Damn.

Y'all (that's an ironic y'all) are retarded.

Remember to wash your face after you huff the gold paint. Your mom will know you're huffing because of the metallic flecks in your whispy facial hair. Dick.